Kanye West And Justin Bieber To Recieve Half A Million Gummy Dicks Each In The Post Tomorrow Morning


Democracy has been served; the mandem and gyaldem have spoken. Tomorrow morning, as an April Fools day prank, Justin Bieber and Kanye West will each be receiving 500,000 cock-shaped gummy sweets delivered to their home addresses. Thanks to a special offer by bizarre but jokes online service Ship A Bag Of Dicksthe pair will be receiving 1,500,000 calories worth of gummy penises via first post tomorrow morning. Using the promo codes ‘KANYE’ and ‘BIEBER’ when you buy your own personal bag of dicks (which you can do here, if you lot feel inclined lol), you can send a free bag of gummy dicks in the direction of the whichever artist you dislike the most, along with a note saying ‘Suck a bag of dicks’. The prank was inspired after an online poll was launched by the company asking 3,500 subscribers which celebrity they’d most like to send a bag of gummy dicks to, with egotistical fuckboys Justin and Kanye (we kinda like Kanye still tho) claiming the top two places. Big ups to the team at Ship A Bag Of Dicks for the genius marketing strategy, and the promotional offer is still running if you buy a bag of dicks right now! GOGOGO.

Watch a guided tour of Ship A Bag Of Dicks HQ and find out what a million gummy dicks looks like in the video below (no homo).

Compiled by @CareerEnderSam

Author: dontfckabout

A London kid's eye on the Hip Hop community.

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